Remote Controlled Fart Machine

September 30, 2014 - Comment

T.J. Wiseman Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2 As seen on Howard Stern. You can now FART wherever and whenever you’d like. This is your chance to impress or gross out your friends and family. This is the new and improved fart machine! The fart machine makes 15 new different fart sounds (SOUNDS SO REAL!).

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T.J. Wiseman Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2

As seen on Howard Stern. You can now FART wherever and whenever you’d like. This is your chance to impress or gross out your friends and family. This is the new and improved fart machine! The fart machine makes 15 new different fart sounds (SOUNDS SO REAL!). Fart Machine has boom box technology. what is this?? Well let’s just say these fart noises can’t sound any more real! It has 2 pieces – the remote transmitter (battery included) and the speaker which requires one 9 volt battery (not included) Remote works through walls and can range up to 100 feet! Use it anywhere – at parties, school, movies, office, in a baby’s diaper or in the Thanksgiving Turkey! Hide the sound box, then press the remote control at the appropriate time to “let it rip”! This unit even comes with stick pads to hide the speaker under chairs or tables! Each retails for $29.99 each in stores.

Comments

Jennifer M. "Amazon Junkie" says:

Too much fun! 0

Zolton "Veni. Vidi. Reviewi." says:

My Accomplice in the ‘Blame Game’ As a married man, I’m constantly in a state of conflict. Left to my own devices, I’m perfectly content to shovel food, guzzle beer, emit various gasses and generally befoul my surroundings like the coothless savage half-shaven chimp I am. But with the missus around, I’m compelled to be on my best behavior — for the next forty to sixty years. Or until I drop dead of an aneurysm from trying to remember which fork to eat salad with, or which indistinguishable shade of white I’m supposed to paint the bathroom. Clearly, I need some help.Nothing sours a sweetie’s puss quite like passing wind in her vicinity. But try as we might, there are times when it’s simply unpossible to keep the blast doors shut and the noxious gas contained. That’s when this device really comes in handy.I took the sound emitter, hid it under the dog’s blanket, and stashed the remote control in my pocket. When the pressure mounted and the gassy hounds demanded release, I simply let them go –…

B. Christensen "Frequent traveler, business o... says:

Juvenile, tasteless, and screamingly funny (even for women) OK, first I have to say that even my wife thinks this thing is funny. That is worthy of 4 stars in and of itself. I have also successfully trialed it with other women in the room with similar success – even my 70 year old mother was in tears. Just be sure that a woman is not the *target* of the joke, and you’ll have them rolling on the floor laughing right alongside the middle-aged men and 8-year old boys…There is no end to the fun you can have with this thing. I’ll take the kids to the park and tuck it into a bush next to a pathway where we’ll then tie up our dog. As people walk by, we casually set it off using the included remote while we are safely 30 feet away. The expressions on peoples’ faces is worth 5 times the price of this device.I have a friend that actually tucks one behind the grill of his car, and as he drives downtown, he’ll set it off as people walk by when he is stopped at a cross-walk.It is a real study in human behavior…

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